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Mommybition

Motherhood. Career-isms. Relationships. Pop Culture.

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Monica

The necessity of self-doubt

Lately I've been reading a bunch of cringe worthy crap under the guise of career advice that sounds a lot like this: 1. Fake it till you make it 2. How to feign executive presence 3. How to appear confident... Continue Reading →

Purgatory is a children’s museum on earth

The time has come for the dreaded museum outing. But alas this is not just any museum outing. This is a children's museum in a large city on a long weekend. As I get surrounded by screaming kids and grumpy... Continue Reading →

Girls behaving badly

It all really does start around age 5 doesn't it? The whispering, snickering, eye rolling. If babies are truly born with a blank slate, where do girls learn this bad behavior from? The other day, my little angel ignored a... Continue Reading →

Do what you want, not what you should

It's taken me several years to learn how to be honest with myself and make decisions based on what I actually want versus what I think I should want. I envy those who are so self-actualized that they say in... Continue Reading →

All the world’s a stage

Re: the title, sounds a little pretentious I know quoting Shakespeare but I truly do love all those plays I studied in English class and look for any opportunity to show off my knowledge of them and thought it fitting... Continue Reading →

10 annoying things moms say

1. "I breast fed little Johnny for one year exclusively" said smuggly with raised chin and eyebrow while they stare back at you in judgy manner as you've just told them your breast feeding struggles. Yes I guess I could... Continue Reading →

Frenemies, sycophants, and hangers-on

I read an article by Gwyneth Paltrow (or Gwinnie as I like to call her) on her GOOP site a few years ago where she talked about a frenemy and how something “unfortunate and humiliating” happened to her and how... Continue Reading →

Ambition

Since when did this become such a controversial word in the mouths of mothers and families everywhere? Doesn’t it simply mean to further oneself in life? Isn’t it a good thing for all people, regardless of whether they are mothers... Continue Reading →

Womanizer Womanizer Womanizer

It took me a long time to pick up the pieces of this celebrity dustup. I realize I am a month overdue but I am now slowly moving into the acceptance phase of this breakup as I had many high... Continue Reading →

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